“That’s nothing to smile about?” Think again.

Zentropa has released the first trailer from Lars von Trier’s Nyphomaniac, which launches theatrically in Denmark on Christmas Day.

Essential viewing for any Lars von Trier fan, although not particularly safe for work — there appears to be an immediate flash of some private parts within the first two seconds.

Plus, our 2013 Screen Star of Tomorrow Stacy Martin seems to be partaking of something other than the buffet cart on her train ride.

Best line of the year contender: “Would it be alright if I show the children the whoring bed?”

If you’re wondering what that kick-ass song is, it’s ‘Führe Mich’ by Rammstein, and it will also be in the final film.

Source: Zentropa Films / Vimeo

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